(Source: nerdsandgamersftw)

(Source: ohremus)

(Source: iraffiruse)

ouijaxqueen:

kittyboy123:

pill poppin
penis lovin
satans girl

Fuck yes this is the best thing I’ve ever seen

ouijaxqueen:

kittyboy123:

pill poppin

penis lovin

satans girl

Fuck yes this is the best thing I’ve ever seen

(Source: chabeonsky)

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

worldofthecutestcuties:

I am the night

worldofthecutestcuties:

I am the night

(Source: yourmothersvagina)

snorlaxatives:

quiettimeeverytime:

snorlaxatives:

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

in america is everyone ignorant

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

(Source: 1los)

ritamaevolk:

"I’ve had a crush on [Danny] since the first time I made a complete fool of myself in my lit class in front of her. "Alice in- Frankenstein-The Secret Garden!" are actually words that came out of my mouth."

(Source: negovanman)

radical-as-fuhk:

like 90% of everything i say is a gay joke because i am a gay joke

asthmaticinnuendos:

airtrafficcontroller:

This puppy has such big dreams, I just know it.

Oh wow

(Source: glloryandg0re)