unimoosapus:

gayisthenewokay:

if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time

I am bisexual and I will, in fact, be using this in the future

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Consulting Detective Ingredients

Consulting Detective Ingredients

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shitpeoplesayintf2:


Two best friends pub stomping.

shitpeoplesayintf2:

Two best friends pub stomping.

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karasratworld:

You haven’t seen happiness until you’ve seen 7 rats in a box of (pet safe) packing peanuts

“ when someone’s flaws are not flaws in your eyes, you’re fucked. ”

─ mine.  (via clatite)

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Anonymous asked: “ Where do you get your ideas from? ”

There’s this sort of worryingly large faceless void in my garage. We have a deal going.

afusionoffandoms:

Take a minute to just breathe and watch this cute little hedgie.

cherry-babe:

mystuffstuff:

sarcasticallyfabulous:

johnnysjetpack:

miso-soup-gyny:

anti-feminism-pro-equality:

What if this had been reverse? What if the girl dumped him and then he smashed all of her CDS or her cellphone and laptop? How would society react? By calling him abusive and controlling.
See, female on male abuse is seen as funny or comical. you see those commercials with the wife throwing the boyfriends stuff out the window. IF the genders were reversed, everyone would see it and call it out for what it really is…abuse.
Abuse is not funny in any way shape or form.
This is why we don’t need feminism.

This mother fucker also owes him a fuckton of money.

thats more than 600$ worth of games!
that’s a fucking felony, theft and destruction of property. call the law on the psycho bitch!

"This is why we don’t need feminism."
Actually, it’s why we DO need feminism. Because feminism isn’t about making women superior and putting men on the bottom. Feminism IS about making everyone equal. The “comedy” behind male abuse is a result of the patriarchy, which is exactly what feminism is trying to destroy. The patriarchy mocks weakness in men, so when men get abused, it’s not taken seriously. It’s a joke, it’s funny, it’s no big deal. “You’re a man, suck it up.”
That’s not what feminists want. If you think that’s what we want, then you you’re not talking to the right feminists. It’s about equality, NOT just reversing the roles, understand?
It’s not okay to abuse women, it’s not okay to abuse men, it’s not okay to abuse ANYONE. That’s the fucking point. The point isn’t “whaa it’s time for women to get to be mean you need to lean your place”. The point is gender inequality is stupid and unhelpful to everyone.
So if you don’t like the way men are treated, don’t hate on feminists. Join them. We don’t like it either.

Thank you.

THANK YOU.

cherry-babe:

mystuffstuff:

sarcasticallyfabulous:

johnnysjetpack:

miso-soup-gyny:

anti-feminism-pro-equality:

What if this had been reverse? What if the girl dumped him and then he smashed all of her CDS or her cellphone and laptop? How would society react? By calling him abusive and controlling.

See, female on male abuse is seen as funny or comical. you see those commercials with the wife throwing the boyfriends stuff out the window. IF the genders were reversed, everyone would see it and call it out for what it really is…abuse.

Abuse is not funny in any way shape or form.

This is why we don’t need feminism.

This mother fucker also owes him a fuckton of money.

thats more than 600$ worth of games!

that’s a fucking felony, theft and destruction of property. call the law on the psycho bitch!

"This is why we don’t need feminism."

Actually, it’s why we DO need feminism. Because feminism isn’t about making women superior and putting men on the bottom. Feminism IS about making everyone equal. The “comedy” behind male abuse is a result of the patriarchy, which is exactly what feminism is trying to destroy. The patriarchy mocks weakness in men, so when men get abused, it’s not taken seriously. It’s a joke, it’s funny, it’s no big deal. “You’re a man, suck it up.”

That’s not what feminists want. If you think that’s what we want, then you you’re not talking to the right feminists. It’s about equality, NOT just reversing the roles, understand?

It’s not okay to abuse women, it’s not okay to abuse men, it’s not okay to abuse ANYONE. That’s the fucking point. The point isn’t “whaa it’s time for women to get to be mean you need to lean your place”. The point is gender inequality is stupid and unhelpful to everyone.

So if you don’t like the way men are treated, don’t hate on feminists. Join them. We don’t like it either.

Thank you.

THANK YOU.

Anonymous asked: “ the price of gold is constantly changing, it can depreciate ”

I’m not sure I own enough gold for this to be a massive issue for me.

but thanks, random fact anon. That truly brightened my day.

((SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE SEND ME GOLD SEND ME GOLD END OF SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE))

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official-potate-hoe:

talk dirty to me

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thecoltinourstars asked: “ Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and then send it to 10 of your favourite followers, not back to me, I did it already! Thinking good thoughts about yourself is hard but it will make you feel better so give it a go! ”

Right. Okay, here goes:

1) I can’t hold grudges. No one’s ever beyond forgiveness.

2) Sometimes I make other people cups of tea without them asking me to

3) I have been told that I’m a good kisser

4) I quite like my hair, even if people gave me shit for it when I was a kid

5) I cry too much, and I’ve almost convinced myself it’s a sign of my ability to empathise easily rather than of weakness

I am using the definition of ‘nice’ loosely in this post, because ‘nice’ has a wonderfully loose definition.

And thanks (even if it is several months late) 

Anonymous asked: “ Do you have any scars? ”

I was/still kind of am the most cautious cowardly lion kid you’ll ever meet, so I never really injured myself badly enough to get a scar that way.
I do have a scar from my TB jab though, on my left arm.